Once again it is time to look at another pointless electronic product available to you, the technology junky. This particular product is geared more towards pet owners. More specifically, dog lovers. Even more specific, dog lovers with a dirty mouth and no limit of shame.
The product to be looked at today is the “X-rated Talking Dog Collar”
Now there is finally a way to make those big loud german sheppards or pitbulls even more aggressive and those Chihuahuas even more yappier – by mixing in rude and obnoxious phrases such as “Tricks! You wanna see tricks? Get yourself a hooker!”
Doesn’t the dog look more loyal and obedient with the talking collar? You would never have to worry about anyone kidnapping your beloved rex so long as it spews out such classic lines like “Hey, ever eat your own s**t? I have!”. If you ask this guy, there are absolute no drawbacks for putting this product on your dog.
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Coming to you with another wacky and useless product, this is Merv.
Go to any big electronics store and check out all the humongous, flat screen, HD TVs with speakers that knock you down; they are at once terribly thrilling and immensely boring. There are black boxes and there are silver boxes. Boxes. The rationale certainly has something to do with decorating, matching anything, being inconspicuous. For anyone who thinks that is a little too drab, 
Animal plushie? Smooth wood? Trucks and trains for your son? Fanciful crystals for your daughter? The sports fan can get a TV to match a favorite team, and kids of all ages can appreciate the Disney licensing. HANNspree is about expressing your personality not just through what you watch, but how you watch it. Their website proclaims, “Our televisions are meant to be bold declarations of individuality, pride, and personal style.”
However, it’s obvious looking at one of these perky sets in action that the screen quality isn’t quite up to what you’d expect from the mainstream brands. The staff at the Flagship Showcase in San Francisco weren’t hiding the fact that, “It’s definitely a trade-off,” between technology and personality, but they also were quick to note that the screens they do use are made by 
Another potential concern is the small size of the screens. To address this, the company will begin to release larger models. One example is seen here, and I was able to take a look at pictures of some others. It seems that with the screen enlargement, the televisions regress back into simple boxes. I, for one, would have no problem with a giant plushie giraffe. Hopefully in the future some of the whimsy of the smaller TVs will be injected into the big screens.
Prices are currently being tested in the range between $199 and $999, but look for them to settle somewhere between $249/99 and $999. The larger models will increase the range of prices, as well as products. Since many people are willing to pay thousands of dollars for a super hi-tech TV, it seems perfectly reasonable for others to pay hundreds for something that is so personal. At first, I was thinking kids would outgrow the more playful sets, but when I found myself picking out which one I would take home if I had a choice, I realized that’s probably not the case.
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