Once again it is time to look at another pointless electronic product available to you, the technology junky. This particular product is geared more towards pet owners. More specifically, dog lovers. Even more specific, dog lovers with a dirty mouth and no limit of shame.
The product to be looked at today is the “X-rated Talking Dog Collar”
Now there is finally a way to make those big loud german sheppards or pitbulls even more aggressive and those Chihuahuas even more yappier – by mixing in rude and obnoxious phrases such as “Tricks! You wanna see tricks? Get yourself a hooker!”
Doesn’t the dog look more loyal and obedient with the talking collar? You would never have to worry about anyone kidnapping your beloved rex so long as it spews out such classic lines like “Hey, ever eat your own s**t? I have!”. If you ask this guy, there are absolute no drawbacks for putting this product on your dog.
If you want to purchase this product, please go here .
Coming to you with another wacky and useless product, this is Merv.