“Idle hands and idle time give kids the urge to commit crime.”
-lots of old people have said this to me
What’s wrong with having a regular crew of teenagers and pre-teens hanging outside your neighborhood liquor store, smoking cigarettes, stealing candy bars, and badgering patrons?
Everything if you’re the sucker that owns the store! What are you to do? Get a mosquito of course! Studies show that younger people can hear higher ranges of sound waves, hence the high-pitch pulsating-noise-emitting-device deemed, The Mosquito.
This concept in theory would work, except our buddy Steve Jobs has the mass marketed the perfect sound canceling device -that’s right, I’m mentioning it again, iPod. Whoever doesn’t have an iPod of some color, shape, size, generation, or form will most likely get one this holiday season. And then out with the annoying high pitched teen deterrent, and back to the zit lamp (a light that accentuates whiteheads and blemishes). What will they do then? Wear ski masks?!