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Worst Giveaway. Ever.

Posted on October 18, 2006 by Jeremy Toeman

Walking down the street, women standing on the corner handing out little pamphlets about free translation services, then giving a little fortune cookie.  Only thing is… it’s blue:

Blue Fortune Cookie

Now I don’t know whose marketing campaign this is from, but as a word of advice to others considering this route: “stop!”  In fact, if I were to create a Top 10 list of giveaway advice, I think number one on the list would sound a little something like “avoid making giveaways of food that looks rotten, moldy and/or gangrenous.”

That’s a freebie.

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JT at Studio 8H

Posted on October 12, 2006 by Jeremy Toeman

Entrance to SNL studioBack when I was old enough to start watching TV (watching, as in, non-animated stuff), there was this show Saturday Night Live.  And my parents used to watch it, and it was good.  But when I came of age, with the exception of a single episode, it was fairly, well, poor.  In fact, it wasn’t until the end of high school that the show finally became bearable again, and it may have even hit a second peak whilst I was in college (ooh, whilst!). That said, it doesn’t really seem to matter whether the show has a “good” year or a bad year – somewhere deep down inside we all want Saturday Night Live to excel.  We yearn for its funny (yup, I’m using funny as an adverb).  In fact, we seem to want it so bad that this year we’ve seen the arrival of two new shows (both of which have titles with numbers, and both numbers are multipliers of 30, by the way) on the topic.

JT on the SNL setSo when a friend of mine told me during dinner that he was going to take myself and Steven Jones (from Techlore, SlingCommunity, and the International Owen Wilson Fan Club, or IOWFC for short) on a quick walkthrough of NBC studios, and we walked onto the illustrious set of SNL, I was thrilled. 

The set itself was much smaller in person than I expected, and I have a newfound respect for all the people behind the scenes who pull off the show each week.  I haven’t gotten to watch a shooting or anything, but it seems like it’s quite a logistical nightmare to rotate everything through such a small area.  But then again, I don’t really know the first thing about producing a TV show, so who am I to talk?

I also got a little peak at some of the other sets and newsrooms (got a great pic of the 21st century newsroom, but am not sure if I can put it online or not, so I’ll take the safe approach), and it was a pretty cool little romp through NBC!  Thanks, friend (you know who you are, and I’ll leave the name out just in case it matters)!

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My disturbing lack of cellphone

Posted on October 10, 2006 by Guest Contributor

Well, ok, it’s still HERE, but it’s lying inert over there in the jumble of crud cluttering my desk. Sadly, it ran out of batteries this morning. Now, of course, under normal circumstances something so trivial would be no roadblock; plug it in, let it suck up some electric love for a bit, and all is well. Unfortunately my charger is in San Francisco where I forgot it over the weekend and I can’t seem to find anyone on campus with a compatible one for me to borrow.
You silly old Nokia phone, you. Why aren’t you a Razr or an LG? Then there would be plenty of hip and trendy chargers just waiting to zip you up!!

Now, now, don’t get me wrong. I love my phone and it has served me well. It’s just frustrating when people say, “Oh, my MOM has that kind, or at least she did. I bet she still has the charger…[in LA.]” NO MY PHONE DOESN’T TAKE PICTURES SORRY! I have a digicam for that. Ah well…

The thing that really gets me is how lonely and disconnected I feel. And how frustrating it is! I think to myself, “Oh I should really call the health center to cancel that appointment,” but OH–not happening. I think to myself, “Hmm, maybe I will call so ‘n so to see if they want to hit the dining hall with me,” but OH again–so not happening. I can’t call my mom, or my boyfriend, or anyone. It’s the only phone I’ve got.

Surprisingly, even though I can e-mail all of those people perfectly well, I still have this feeling that the world is not right. There’s just some function lacking in my life if my cell’s screen is dead. I’ll continue to ask around for a charger, but if all else fails I’ll have mine back by Saturday at the latest. Just feels like so far away…

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The best intentions

Posted on October 10, 2006 by Jeremy Toeman

I am traveling this week from San Francisco to Boston to New York, then back (more on the trip some other time), and had booked a simple itinerary to get around.  While in Boston, two colleagues of mine mentioned they much preferred the train to NYC over the flight, since it ends up being about the same amount of time.  As a frequent traveler, I’m all for anything that is an easier journey, and the described train ride sounded quite blissful.

It took less than 10 minutes from leaving the station (maybe less than 5) for me to realize how much of a bad decision this was for me.  I’m sure many folks find it more relaxing, less rushed, etc etc.  I am sitting here pulling hairs out of my beard, one at a time.

First, I can’t do email because the bumpiness is causing a ton of retyping and this is about all I can bear.

Tried watching TV using my Sprint PPC6700 tethered to my Vaio to watch my Slingbox.  Was painful, but killed an hour until I couldn’t deal with the dropouts anymore.

I’m sitting at an angle, because I’m too tall to have the laptop right in front of me, so I’m sure I’m putting a nice crick in my back.

I had a hot dog for dinner (Hebrew National at least).

It’s just one of those things where you realize how different people are.  Me?  I’m perfectly fine with a drive to the airport, dealing with security, boarding, flying, etc.  Maybe I’ve just done it so much (~175K miles on the year).  Maybe I like “the action” of it. 

I think, at the end of the day, when you have a short flight you may spend “as much” time as you might on the train, but you only have to kill an hour or so.  The ~4 hours on Amtrak is just too much for me.

Plus I think I feel a little safer in the air.

ps – to make matters worse, I forgot my DVD pack at home, so the only thing I have to watch is Monty Python and the Holy Grail – great flick, but you do have to be in the right mood for it.  I’m listening to the Director’s Commentary this time through.

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JT and the Batmobile

Posted on October 3, 2006 by Jeremy Toeman

BatmobileSo check this out.  Last month I was in LA attending the CTIA conference, and as I’m walking to my hotel, I see a trailer truck drive by carrying the Batmobile (the one from Batman Begins). I see it, and think to myself, “Self.  Is that the Batmobile?  It sure is!  And I’m here in LA.  And they are making a sequel to Batman Begins (Batman Begins Again). That must be a prop from the new movie. Suh-weet!” (sp?)

BatmobileI happened to be carrying my good ol Canon SD700 (with its wonderfully amazing shutter speed), and grabbed a bunch of pictures.  I’m figuring I’ve got one of them there “movie scoops” and get closer and closer.  To my utter amazement, the truck stops about a half a block down from my hotel!

BatmobileBatmobileBatmobile truck

JT and the BatmobileAs it stops, I even grab some passerby to take a shot of my ugly mug.  Woo-hoo, I’m a movie star!

Now, on a bit of a personal high, I walk into the hotel to pick up my bags. 

And there, in the lobby, guess what I saw!!!

A whole bunch of Warner Brothers props for some party. No scoop for JT. 🙁

Nokia/WB partyNokia/WB party

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roguineraa

Posted on September 27, 2006 by Guest Contributor

Yes…I typed my password wrong as I signed into my Japanese voiceblog. A “log-in error.” Luckily it knew right away what the problem was and informed me, “A password is inharmonious.”

Uh oh, the balance of the universe is off kilter now because my password was typo’d. The planets will never align again! Evil shall prevail! ARRRRGH!

Nah, probably not. Really I just don’t have much to talk about of late (especially with school and all), but since Jeremy’s gone I figured I should do SOMETHING. I would link you to my site, but it’s mostly embarrassing and silly. I speak and sing all in halting fumbling Japanese. Whoooooo…

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Shana Tova

Posted on September 22, 2006 by Jeremy Toeman

Just wanted to wish all my readers a safe, healthy, and happy new year.  I’m up in Montreal for the weekend with the fam, and will be back next week!

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Funny Antiscamming Story

Posted on September 5, 2006 by Jeremy Toeman

After being “dugg” recently, I checked out another peer-to-peer social bookmarking site called reddit, and found a link to this story of a guy dealing with a Nigerian scammer who found him on Craigslist.  I was cracking up the whole time, and just felt I had to share.  Has nothing to do with anything else here, but it’s just too darn funny.  Enjoy.

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60 Hours in Hong Kong

Posted on September 4, 2006 by Jeremy Toeman

JT at Victoria PeakI was in Hong Kong once before in my life, but it was for about 90 minutes before I had to run off to the airport.  Last week I spent two and a half days there (training the customer service and technical support team for HK-based sales of the Slingbox, it’s part of what I do), and while most of the time I was hard at work, I did get to see a few things.  More importantly, I got to eat a lot of local food (at my insistence).  

This first batch of pictures is from the drive from Hong Kong airport to the hotel (Sheraton in Tsim Sha Tsui, a central area of the city).  Interestingly, there is only a single bridge to connect the airport with the rest of the city.  One other thing you won’t really notice from the pictures is the unbelievable pollution – as we landed it was almost as thick as the fog in San Francisco!

13.5 hours later, it's JT in Hong Kong airportAirport pickup areaDrive from the airportDrive from the airportDrive from the airportDrive from the airportDrive from the airportDrive from the airport

Hong Kong skyline at nightI checked into the hotel (quite nice, by the way, I definitely recommend it if you head out there), then went out for a stroll.  This is my typical ‘fly to East Asia from San Francisco’ ritual I use to try to get a little tuckered out and avoid as much jet lag as possible.  The streets in Tsim Sha Tsui are busy in the evenings, with many of the local stores open for business.  Tourist business, that is.  This definitely the region to come if you want a cheap (fake) watch or hand-made suit, and about every 5 feet someone reminds you of that fact.  “Rolex, sir, you want Rolex?” comes across a little funny when pronounced with a bit of a British accent…

Night in HKNight in HKCuban delightsHong Kong skyline at nightJT on the streets of Hong Kong

Dim Sum lunchOne of my favorite food groups is, well, all food actually.  But I definitely enjoy dim sum (when staying in San Francisco, check out New Asia in Chinatown.  New Asia, for all your dim sum needs), and enjoyed a nice variety for lunch on the first day.  For dinner, I was taken to another Chinese restaurant (both meals were had in malls by the way), where I had a very interesting variety of foods.  The most interesting, but definitely my least favorite, was the fruit and lobster salad covered in mayonnaise.  I’ll just say that the Hellman’s didn’t quite bring out the best in that dish, but the rest of dinner was very good.

Dim Sum lunch with a viewFruit and Lobster salad with MayoMushroomsFishDessertsSweet pumpkin soup

Ka Ling School of Precious BloodI found the architecture of Hong Kong quite interesting, but unfortunately didn’t get to take enough pictures (damn Swedes, I was primarily using the 2MP phone in the HTC Mteor I was using – more on that in a couple of days).  Tons of high-rise apartment buildings, literally in sight in all directions at all times.  The newer office buildings all had a very futuristic Blade Runner-like look (no surprise, since the sets were partially based on Hong Kong).  But the older building all looked a little decrepit and run-down.  Interesting blend.  By the way, you have to zoom in on the picture on the right – trust me.

McD's in HKDilapidated buildings

HK support team and JT having dim sum lunchOn day 2 the whole team and I went out for dim sum lunch, and we had quite a spread.  Once they realized I really liked Chinese food and dim sum, and realized I had decent chopsticks skills, they started egging me on to try just about everything they ordered.  The quality of the food was great, with a lot more flavor and less greasiness than I typically find in American dim sum establishments.  Although I don’t really think I need to get duck foot dumplings in the future.  Mmm, cartilage.

Ordering Dim SumDim Sum lunchDim Sum lunchDim Sum lunchToo hot!  Too hot!Duck foot dumplingFried riceJT at dim sum lunch

JT in Mong KokWe finished training at the end of the day (Friday) and before meeting up for dinner, I had about an hour to kill.  They directed me to an area called Mong Kok, which is basically the shopping region of Hong Kong.  Electronics stores on every corner, featuring a huge array of cameras, laptops, and, of course cell phones.  There are actually 1.25 phones per resident of Hong Kong, and there are over 400 different models available for purchase at any given time (as compared with about 40 in the entire US).  I also found a small street of tent-based merchants, selling a variety of different fake stuff, including shoes, clothes, purses, and watches.  I picked up a nice replica of a ‘color dreams’ from Franck Muller.

Mong Kok shopping districtJT buys fake stuffMong Kok shopping areaFood stand on the streets of HK

JT at Hong Kong subway stationI found my way back to the hotel via the subway system.  One of my favorite things to do when travelling is take at least one ride on a local subway, I find it really gives me a bit more of a feeling for how people live in a given city.  The plasma displays at some of the stops was a nice touch.

JT at Hong Kong subway stationHong Kong subway car

JT at Victoria PeakFor my last dinner in Hong Kong, I was taken to the top of Victoria Peak.  Unfortunately we left slightly too late to see the nightly laser show across the skyline of the city, but the view from the peak was amazing.  We went to a famous restaurant, Cafe Deco, where I managed to stay awake through the worst part of jetlag (yes, it’s the third night)  long enough not to face-plant into the great New Zealand lamb chops I was served.  I was totally out (as predicted by my host) during the drive back to the hotel.

Victoria Peak tram stationView from Victoria PeakView from Victoria PeakVictoria Peak tram stationJT at Victoria Peak

Airport Express train station shuttle busSaturday morning I woke up bright and early to catch the convenient (and free) shuttle bus to the Kowloon express train station.  I was able to check in to my flight there, then a zippy train ride took me to the airport for the flight home.

Airport Express train station shuttle busAirport Express train progress bar

Lotion screening at Hong Kong airportOne more thing to share with you (wow, can’t believe you made it this far!) was regarding airport security.  I was in Sweden two weeks ago, and my flight home came via Frankfurt airport, about three days after the huge ‘shampoo+iPod’ scare at Heathrow.  In Frankfurt I was told to dispose of my water bottle, and then let on the plane.  In Hong Kong a team of about 40 people was hand-screening every single passenger and all of their bags.  While they moved along quite efficiently, I couldn’t help but think how ridiculous it makes America look that we are so scared of someone getting on a plane with a bottle of lotion.

Lotion screening at Hong Kong airportDoubly-so, since I walked on with my toiletries bag including toothpaste, shampoo, moisturizer, and conditioner.

Anyhow, Hong Kong was great, I’d really like more time to explore and take in the sights and all, but I guess that’ll have to wait for next time. In the meanwhile, please beware of stairs.

Beware of... STAIRS!

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COMP 41

Posted on September 1, 2006 by Guest Contributor

“Despite its wonders, the Internet can be a dangerous place.” Thank you, textbook. I learn so much. “..viruses are executable programs designed by malicious programmers–sometimes called hackers…” DANG NABBIT, THEY’RE AT IT AGAIN! Those malicious programmers…*grumble grumble* A friend suggested I write up a “smart-assed review,” but I don’t think it’s fair to judge a book by its first chapter, or rather Chapter 0. Yeah, isn’t that cute?

Taking “Great Ideas in Computing” (which makes it sound so dull) is my way of cramming a bit of computer science into the last semester of my college career. If I would’ve had some foresight, it probably could’ve been a double major, but as it stands, I’ll have to settle for a gentle overview. As much as I enjoy ridiculing our textbook, Computer Confluence, it really doesn’t seem THAT bad. Sure, Chapter 0 is essentially, “Here is a mouse; here is a keyboard! Computers! They’re important!” but I think we can all agree that having a little more than the typical tech “knowledge” (of say, the casual surfer crowd) has its benefits, and the rest of the book should provide aptly in that category.

This text is pretty much a more studenty version of the other book I read a good chunk of this past summer. It covers a similar range of topics, but on “three levels:” explanations, applications, and implications. It’s nice to have the context to soften the technical stuff. There is online support and supposedly a CD-ROM, but I bought mine used… Since it assumes completely noobage of the reader, the explanations are pretty simple. Our professor makes the concepts even easier to understand. (e.g. “RAM is like a bucket…”)

No, I will not be transcribing my collected weekly lecture notes for everyone. I may, however, post relevant essays. If I learn anything thrilling, LD readers will be the first to know!

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Lost: Digital camera full of memories!

Posted on August 11, 2006 by Jeremy Toeman

My poor cameraThis is my desperate plea to anyone who on absolute random chance flew SAS flight 526 (that’s SK0526 or SK526, depending on how you read it) from London to Stockholm on August 09, 2006 who found a Canon SD100 digital camera in a small leather case.  You are more than welcome to keep the camera (although I’d obviously appreciate it back), but if there is any chance you find this post and have not deleted the pictures stored on the camera, I’d greatly appreciate it.  The last picture of it I took is to the right, I left it on seat 02E.  Please!

For verification purposes, well, you’ll find pictures of me, including

  • camping photos (including the picture of the skunk by our tent)
  • pictures of an iRiver Clix and HTC Mteor/Breeze I planned to review
  • photographic evidence of the Loch Ness Monster

On the assumption I never see it again: this sucks, and I’m terribly annoyed – I rarely lose stuff, as in just about never.  I’d have given up just about any other gadget I own to not lose the pix.

Does anyone have or know about some Web site where people might have posted lost and found photos (or will I be as lucky as this guy)? For the record, SAS has a kick-butt Web site for finding stuff lost on their planes.  And yes, for those wondering, this is much worse than the incident with my tires. 

Losing memories is pretty rough.

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I can't drive.

Posted on August 7, 2006 by Guest Contributor

I spent a good three hours on a Greyhound yesterday coming back to San Francisco from Santa Cruz. I like looking down into other people’s cars when on a bus. You can see their fax machines or video games or sacks of garbage. GPS systems. I envied them their small personal environments while I was stuck in a smelly backseat. The bathroom was ripe and reeking.

I started thinking how maybe it would be better for me to get my driver’s license. For some reason, though I took DEd (Driver’s Ed. Driving freaks me out a little bit and I have weird dreams about it fairly often. My acronym didn’t help.) Even though I had my temps for a while, I never actaully completed the test and everything. I don’t think I’ve been in the driver’s seat since 2002. I can’t even imagine how I managed to get out the driveway, much less to my grandmother’s house in Milwaukee, an hours drive away on the highway.

Next thing you know I’m inventing a horde of Robo-Chaffeurs. Maybe they would drive the busses, too. And the airplanes, taxis, cruise ships. Sounds like it would put a lot of people out of a job, but just think! No more worries about drunk drivers! Maybe we could have cool pods on rails à la The Incredibles (although in that movie they seemed to be a severe security risk… Speaking of security risk, have you heard of “bump keying?” A friend sent me the link this morning with the comment “This is disturbing…”) Anyways, if I had a friendly and helpful Robo-Chauffeur, my driving problems would be solved. I wouldn’t have to worry about screwing up, and I wouldn’t have to worry about anyone else screwing up. Everyone would always be going the speed limit, too! We wouldn’t need traffic cops.

I figure this topic has probably been taken up in science fiction a zillion times, although I couldn’t think of any specific examples. They had nifty transportation in Minority Report… I wonder if anyone has ever written a story where society has a Robo-chauffeur system and they all go rampant and decide to kidnap the entire human race and take us…to their leader? To another planet? Maybe the rampancy is triggered by particles of alien subconciousness floating through space!!!
Anyhow, I least I wasn’t bored.

PS – This is what came up when I googled “robo-chauffeur.” The team continues their projects here.

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