As you are all aware, today is a very special day as it is America’s birthday (or something like that). July 4th is one of those days that really epitomizes the summer season. When I think of July 4th, I think of many things; baseball, hotdogs, but one thing that really symbolizes this time of year is ice cream, more specifically ice cream cones. One problem I have alway had with ice cream cones is the fact that it takes way too much effort to eat an entire cone. Well…not anymore. Now,thanks to the motorized ice cream cone , now the only effort you have to make is scooping the ice cream in and sticking your toungue out (wow,that just doesn’t sound right).
Seriously, this invention has so many positive aspects, I don’t even know where to begin. First off, no one eats the cone anyways, I’ve scavanged through many a garbage cans and I can’t tell you how many half eaten cones I have come upon. Think of the fact that there will be considerably less garbage which will in turn help the environment. Plus, we can send all the cones to third world countries to help feed the needy. No one would eat a half eaten cone, but now with this clever invention, those less fortunate can dine on complete, uneaten cones. Secondly, the clever colours reminds all those using this ingenious product that they are indeed eating a product that originated from inside a cow. So in other words, this product, feed the needy, saves the environment, and teaches children about the nature of food. How many products can do that?I’ll save you the time to look it up…none.
Look at the complexity of this! It’s mind-boggling! In addition to the above helpful uses, by not having to actually turn the cone around to lick, the energy you save could perhaps be the difference between rescuing a cat from a tree or a baby from a burning building. Think about it, how tired do you usually get eating an entire ice cream cone? I know i’m both mentally and physically exhausted to the point where I can barely keep my eyes open. Not anymore…
Coming to you with another wacky and useless product, this is Merv.
Wow I could use that. Kind of hard to turn the cone 😛