Well after a long hiatus travelling the world searching for more stupid products, I have returned with a plethora of goods ready to knock your socks off. Some are electronic, some are not. I treked the globe from one pole to the other, trying to gain knowledge of various cultures and lifestyles unfamiliar to those that I have already been introduced to. However of everything that I learned during my voyage, the one most important piece of knowledge has nothing to do with any specific culture but about who I am. And that one piece of knowledge is this – it can be pretty damn lonely not knowing a soul in a strange place. But thankfully, this little ingenious piece of useless crap gave me some company (so I guess it wasn’t so useless afterall). Yes, this beautiful invention not only gave me a friend to grow with, but also prevented me from losing my keys. So without further ado, let me introduce…..pet trees!
yes these are geniune trees that actually grow inside their little capsule and eventually can be transferred to a regular pot where it will continue to grow into a regular size tree. All they need is a little water every couple of weeks and there ya go.
These things are cooler than Bansai trees because they can go with you wherever you go. I even think it’s safe to say that these nifty trees are the best damned invention since sea monkeys!! There are two options of trees for fulfilling your horticulture desires; Victo and Rance, or in layman’s terms the prickly one and the non-prickly one. I spent thousands of dollars on my journey yet it was a 10 dollar keychain that helped me maintain my sanity. Now if someone asks me if that is a cactus in my pants or am I just happy to see them, I can finally say it’s a cactus (or i could jut use that as a coverup).
Coming to you with another wacky and useless product, this is Merv.