This was supposed to revolutionize how people walked. It was going to be to the car what the car was to the horse. Several years down the line, people still have no love for the segway. As this BBC story points out, in Britain there are only a handful of the crazy contraptions on the whole island. The price doesn’t fit and riding one still looks dumber than being caught in neon rollerblades. Let’s give it a few more years.