Arrrgh, matey, get yerself ready, because Talk Like A Pirate Day is fast approaching! Get ready to strap on your peg leg, adjust that eye patch and tell Smee to shine yer boot and sharpen yer cutlass! If ye can read, make yer way to The Ship’s Log O’ The Festerin’ Boil, where Ol’ Chumbucket ‘n Cap’n Slappy will tell ye a tale o’ the high seas. On September 6 grab yerself a copy of their book, Pirattitude, with an introduction by Dave Barry. By September 19th you’ll be ready to hoist the mainsail and show those scurvy dogs and wenches what yer made of.